Confessions of a UChicago Student

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I’m a liar who lies (i.e., Devil in an Armani Suit’s publication date has been pushed back to December 31, 2017)

I am incredibly sorry for doing this to you all, but I need to push back the publication date of Devil in an Armani Suit yet again. 😦 I know I said … Continue reading

January 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Devil in an Armani Suit’s publication date has been pushed back (again) + rant about 2016

I am the world’s most unreliable author. I am SO sorry, but I have pushed back the publication date for Devil in an Armani Suit again. It will now be out … Continue reading

December 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hacksaw Ridge vs. Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk

Hey, I’m back. Sorry for the long (figurative) silence. It’s been a busy few months with school (uuugh), trying to get Devil done (I’m such a fucking procrastinator), and me messing around … Continue reading

November 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

The struggle to lose weight

Remember how I was trying to go on a diet in order to lose weight a while ago? HAHA, WASN’T THAT A FAIL. Well, I got up a wake-up call … Continue reading

August 29, 2016 · 1 Comment

Back from the darkness

My last post was on April 30?! What the fuck?! What have I been doing with my life?! I wish I could say I’ve been finishing up Devil in an Armani … Continue reading

August 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tinder, you’ll be the death of my GPA

God, I’ve been spending hours on Tinder at a time. Like, swipe after swipe after swipe, silly message after silly message. And oh yeah, chatting for an hour with a … Continue reading

April 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

I’m just a girl looking for love (or just a seriously thirsty chick)

So in the course of a week, I downloaded Tinder, Bumble, Happn, Double, Coffee Meets Bagel, and Hinge. Yes, I downloaded six dating apps. Am I pathetic? Perhaps. Am I … Continue reading

April 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Testing a Bathroom Hack

So…I clogged my toilet. Okay, yeah, whatever, gross. I drop big deuces. Also I use excessive amounts of toilet paper. And instead of asking people in my dorm for a … Continue reading

April 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

What I want for my birthday, as asked by my friend

*A Pikachu plush. And there is no such thing as too big. A plush that’s bigger than me? UM, YES, PLEASE. *Gudetama plush. Again, the bigger, the better. My friend’s … Continue reading

March 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Because of Gender Civ

So last week, I went to an auto show. And let me tell you, the cars weren’t the only things I was checking out 😉 (oh my God, I am … Continue reading

February 28, 2016 · Leave a comment